Winner - MOST ORIGINAL PRODUCTION 2012 Hackman Theatre Awards,
STAMP Award 2011 Auckland Fringe Festival

"wild and absurd... Tremendous entertainment for no-apparent-reason."
**** - FringeReview, UK

Two men in togas take you on an award-winning yet ridiculous journey and through the rise and fall of one of the ancient worlds greatest cities ' Constantinople. Featuring horse-massage, 90's house music, and pepper abuse.

Absurd physical comedy from acclaimed company Theatre Beating, this show has been bewildering audiences in Edinburgh, Adelaide, Melbourne, Wellington, and finally back to Auckland... where it all began.

"you feel you are discovering something genuinely exciting and new"
**** - The Scotsman

"Wisely silly, ridiculously funny and unexpectedly educational.
**** - The List, UK

Outrageously original, choreographed comic timing nonsensical, incredible comedy hour."
***** - T Squat, Melbourne


Starring Barnie Duncan (...Him) and Trygve Wakenshaw (Squidboy)