The votes are in, and the unthinkable has happened: Donald Trump has won the election. The left are up in arms, the right are nonplussed, and in the middle stands a man with tiny hands and a ‘beautiful, beautiful wall’.  

The Don’s decided to bring out a new book – and you are his ghost writer. From the comfort of his bedroom, he reveals piece by piece the way he came into power . . . and how he’ll make sure he never gets pushed out of office.

A one-man comedy that could one day be based on a true story: brought to you by the Orange God, and the guy behind ENIGMA and de Sade.