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      Welcome To Self Co.
      Auckland Fringe and Theatrewhack presentWelcome To Self Co.

      Welcome To Self Co.

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      Garnet Station

      85 Garnet Rd

      Auckland, New Zealand

      When

      Wed 21 Feb 2018 - Sat 24 Feb 2018

      Running Time

      1 hour

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      Theatrewhack and Auckland Fringe present:

      WELCOME TO SELF CO.

      Written by Hope Kennedy-Smith & directed by Patrick Graham

      An energetic play filled with wit and dark humour that explores the absurdist nature of work and mental illness.

      Do you have what it takes to become our next DEPRESSION SUPERSTAR? We are looking for a super inefficient, dedicated team member to join our established brand.

      Our ideal candidate will be an anxious, stressed out individual with excellent self loathing and low motivational skills, pays high attention to the negative details and a willingness to waste their time and give up on their dreams and goals.

      Are you this candidate? Do you feel that you're not good enough? That you're not intelligent enough? Attractive enough?  Aren't successful enough? Do you have a chemical imbalance in your brain? Are you lacking in sleep? Or do you just happen to live in a society where depression and anxiety are basic functions of your existence? 

      We here at Self Co have just the job for you! (We offer zero pay and inflexible hours. Self Co is committed to building a diverse workforce and believes in equality of opportunity. We welcome applications from individuals, regardless of their background.)

      "Tenacious...an existentialist nightmare" Genevieve McClean, Theatreview

       

      Trigger Warning:
      Mention of suicide.

      Garnet Station:
      Dining and drinks available before the show, book a table here http://garnetstation.com/