Welcome To Self Co.

Wednesday to:
21 Feb
24 Feb

Venue Location

85 Garnet Rd, Westmere, Auckland 1022

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Running Time: 1 hour

Venue Location

85 Garnet Rd, Westmere, Auckland 1022

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Theatrewhack and Auckland Fringe present:


Written by Hope Kennedy-Smith & directed by Patrick Graham

An energetic play filled with wit and dark humour that explores the absurdist nature of work and mental illness.

Do you have what it takes to become our next DEPRESSION SUPERSTAR? We are looking for a super inefficient, dedicated team member to join our established brand.

Our ideal candidate will be an anxious, stressed out individual with excellent self loathing and low motivational skills, pays high attention to the negative details and a willingness to waste their time and give up on their dreams and goals.

Are you this candidate? Do you feel that you're not good enough? That you're not intelligent enough? Attractive enough?  Aren't successful enough? Do you have a chemical imbalance in your brain? Are you lacking in sleep? Or do you just happen to live in a society where depression and anxiety are basic functions of your existence? 

We here at Self Co have just the job for you! (We offer zero pay and inflexible hours. Self Co is committed to building a diverse workforce and believes in equality of opportunity. We welcome applications from individuals, regardless of their background.)

"Tenacious...an existentialist nightmare" Genevieve McClean, Theatreview


Trigger Warning:
Mention of suicide.

Garnet Station:
Dining and drinks available before the show, book a table here http://garnetstation.com/


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