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      Quadraspazzed

      David Shepherd presents

      Quadraspazzed

      Quadraspazzed

      Auckland Fringe Festival 2019

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      Sweat Shop Brew Kitchen

      7 Sale St

      Auckland, New Zealand

      When

      Thu 28 Feb 2019

      Running Time

      60 minutes

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      One man.  Hundreds of jokes.  No Mercy! Yes, the PUNsmith is here!!

      David Shepherd presents his first ever festival show, David Shepherd - Quadraspazzed!  Davids Unique unique style and trademark  quickfire puns have established him as ""undoubtedly the Southern hemispheres funniest human...ever!!"" (His mum)

      Over literally hundreds of one liners David will cover such thought provoking intellectual jokes as;

      • "There's more to contact lenses than meets the eye"
      • "I had the top part of my foot cut off and I came out in a horrible rash.  Yeah, im lack-toes intolerant"
      • "Apparently some men get aroused listening to Cher.  Hard to believe"

      Shepherd is armed with an arsenal of rapid fire one liners, a pocket full of cheap props and a terrible shirt!  His continual barrage of side splitting jokes will have you begging for mercy!...Resistance is futile

               "not as long as other shows"  -  Miniature dog quarterly
               "The audience applauded"  -  Asian bride magazine
               "More than tolerable"  -  Sheep! magazine
               "He followed me home once but posed no real threat"  -  anonymous pensioner


      Please note: 
      Adult themes

      Suitable for audiences 16+