Illegally Blind

Auckland Auckland
Wednesday to:
27 Jul
Saturday
30 Jul

Venue

Lower Greys Avenue, Auckland City

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Prices

STANDARD:

STANDARD
$30.00
CONCESSION Seniors, Equity, Students, Community Services Cardholders - all with valid ID
$15.00
STANDARD + DONATION Covid-19 has hugely affected live performance artists. If you're in a position to give a little bit more, please select this option - 80% of all ticket income goes straight into artist's pockets
$40.00

Timing

Running Time: 60 minutes

Venue

Lower Greys Avenue, Auckland City

Payment Options

Credit Card
2.50%
Bank Transfer
$1.50
Online Eftpos
1.80%

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eTicket
free
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Written and performed by Susan Williams

TW: Ableism, fatphobia, queerphobia

Tragedy!

Hardship!!

Inspiration!!!

This. Is. NOT. That. Show.

Susan is a perfectly normal queer, fat, functionally blind, Autistic, chronically and mentally ill, nonbinary person, who just happens to be collecting diagnoses faster than they collect eel facts.

In this not-so-solo solo show, Susan just wants to get stuff done. Instead, they end up on an epic quest, battling sock-puppets, ableist audio-describers, a pile of laundry, and people who don’t provide digital copies of important documents.

Drawing on twenty years of theatre and performance skills, Susan brings their real-life experiences to the stage. The result is a whimsical romp through the world of identity and shattered expectations, mixing traditional theatre with stand up comedy, poetry, improvisation, and more silly voices than you can shake an eel at.

Presented as part of Lumana'i - Touch Compass's artist development program.

This production was supported as part of BATS Co-Pro 2021.


Please arrive at least 15 minutes before show start time.

Content warning: Illegally Blind contains references to ableism, fatphobia and queerphobia. Haze is used during the performance.

Tickets sold out? In case Auckland goes back up to the Red setting, only half of the seats for all performances will be on sale. So check back two weeks out from the show opening when we will release the reamining tickets if Auckland is at Orange or Green.