Oliver Smith presents

You Can't Take Them Anywhere

Auckland Auckland
Thursday to:
08 Sep
Friday
09 Sep

Venue

57 Pitt Street, Auckland City

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Prices

STANDARD:

ADULT
$15.00

Timing

Running Time: One Hour

Venue

57 Pitt Street, Auckland City

Payment Options

Credit Card
2.50%
Bank Transfer
$1.50
Online Eftpos
1.80%

Delivery Options

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free
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Here are 3 dudes who have definitely heard the phrase "Use your inside voice." You Can't Take Them Anywhere presents 3 misfits with minimal filter. The kinds of people you'd see at a party and think "Who invited them?"

Oliver Smith is classically British, he'll queue politely but complain about it on twitter the whole time. Self Professed refreshing cynic.

Joe O'Brien has the magic ability to turn a room of adults into a playful room of children with his nonsensical anecdotes and physical hijinks.

Jimi Carrara-Sargant is weirdly world weary for his age, he presents himself with a jovial nihilism that says "Life's a horror."

Meet these three characters, as they welcome you to their worlds, and prove to you, truly, that you can't take them anywhere.

 

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