A Musical Farce for the mature audience.

Somewhere in a remote part of the country, there is a place where tired celebrities can go to relax and refresh themselves, safe from the prying lenses of the paparazzi. Not too far away from this Celebrity Sanctuary is an old folk’s home, where the residents fill their days following the lives of the rich and famous, dreaming of someday, perhaps, actually getting to meet their idols. Of course, this could never happen…
 
Except that, one day, an unfortunate incident involving the drains leads to the old folks being temporarily rehoused in the almost empty—and sadly declining and almost staffless—Celebrity Sanctuary, just as an A-list celebrity of world-renown, books herself in for some rest and relaxation. Throw in some dogged reporters and a jewel thief and you have the perfect recipe for disaster.

Content Warning: Contains half naked West Otago thespians! Not suited for younger eyes.

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