Now I know what you're probably thinking, "Wow, I really want to do some psychedelics, what should I try, where do I get some?" 

Well my friend, for that I'd like to invite you to join me on an epic journey: a tale filled with ancient medicines, controversial ideas, and hidden truths about the universe. 

For anyone out there who is a dummy when it comes to psychedelics, I'll teach you all I know, and share my own experiences with the drugs across the years, so you will know what to look forward to in your trip like, talking dogs, dancing laundry baskets, and DIY nightmares.

If you've done psychedelics before, or are on them right now, I hope my stories remind you of your experiences, and perhaps inspire you to have some more. 

And if you hate drugs in any form, you might even learn something new, or at least get some good heckling in. 

So whether your a first time tripper or a frequent flyer like myself, I invite you all to join me in Psychedelics for Dummies!

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