2025 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo

Live Nation & Jubilee Street present
NAZEEM HUSSAIN
You Paid For This

This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven’t performed yet is really hard.

It’s called You Paid for This, and yes, I’m aware you likely haven’t actually paid yet. It’s what we call in the biz “presumptive selling”. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket.

I can’t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven’t paid yet, but we both know it’s only a matter of time. See you there! Damn it, 143 words.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ - The Age

"side-splittingly funny” - The Time UK

“A mixture of belly laughs and tension” - NZ Herald

Show Info
Reccomended 15+
Please arrive 15 minutes before show start time.
Please note that this show may be subject to lockout. If so, you will not be able to enter the venue after the start time.

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