Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth
      Laughing Stock Productions presentsHeath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth

      Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth

      The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out. Only one man can save us from the Softcockalypse...

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      Turner Centre

      43 Cobham Road

      Kerikeri, New Zealand

      When

      Thu 1 May 2025

      Running Time

      1 hour

      Interval

      No

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      As Seen on 7 Days The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.

      For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation... Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.

      Strap in! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!

      "If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, buta super comedian" - Scenestr

      R16: Some strong coarse language | NO PHOTOGRAPHY