Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth
The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out. Only one man can save us from the Softcockalypse...
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Where
The Turner Centre
43 Cobham Road
Kerikeri, New Zealand
When
Thu 1 May 2025
Running Time
1 hour
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As Seen on 7 Days The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.
For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation... Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.
Strap in! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!
"If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, buta super comedian" - Scenestr
R16: Some strong coarse language | NO PHOTOGRAPHY
Where
The Turner Centre
43 Cobham Road
Kerikeri, New Zealand
When
Thu 1 May 2025
Running Time
1 hour
Interval
No
Delivery Options
eTicket
Payment Options
Credit Card
Afterpay
Bank Transfer
Online Eftpos
iTICKET Outlet locations
Tickets also available at selected outlets