Hello I am Greg and I weigh more than 99 percent of all performers, so in terms of dollars spent per kilo you are already saving HUGE amounts by coming to see me.

I've won awards and stuff but who cares. What matters is that I am big and funny and I want to spend time with YOU. In any case I hope you buy a ticket and watch me grub around and get mucky.

If you are a real estate agent or you own one of those Ford Raptors then don't come. You are banned.

'Cuttingly perceptive sharp humour with hilarious results. A comic treat' - Glam Adelaide (2026)

'Definitely R Rated, definitely recommend' - The Age (2026)

'Not a peodophile.' Chortle (UK)
 

Comedy Republic is an independent theatre and bar in the heart of Melbourne presenting the best live comedy all year round. The venue is owned and run by comedians, for comedians (and the people who love them).

Please note: Show contains occasional coarse language.
 

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Want to see even more from Basement Theatre? Click here to see their full schedule of upcoming shows!

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Please arrive at least 15 minutes before show start time. Latecomers admitted into the theatre at Basement's discretion. No refunds will be given. 

$17 Basement Mates tickets available for this event. Find out more about Basement Mates here.

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COVID-19 measures at Basement Theatre:

- The Government mandates may be gone, but our frenemy COVID (and a bunch of other nasty flus) are still hanging around. Head HERE for the information on what to do if you're feeling unwell and have a ticket.

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